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Narrator: Gather around, rascals, and thrill to the tale of how Misfortune's Keep found its crew. Come closer now...


Narrator: "And meet a young and competitive girl named Dogshank, who wants to win more than anything else in the whole wide world."

(Dogshank is seen in a sprinting competition.)

Dogshank: Yes. Yes! I'm gonna win!

Boy #1: Ha ha! You're not gonna win anything!

Dogshank: Oh yeah?!

(As the competitors nearly reach the finish line and Dogshank is about to cross the finish line first, a boy suddenly overlaps her.)

Boy #1: Victory! Woo-hoo!

Dogshank: That's not fair!

Narrator: "She wanted to win so badly that she even cheated to be number one." (She is seen cutting her opponent's pole in preparation for the pole vault event.) "But even then, she always came out short."

(She knocks off the bar accidentally while jumping above it. Next up, the competitors are seen participating in shot put.)

Dogshank: I'll show them. (She crosses the line and throws her shot ahead of the others'.) Victory!

Boy #1: Too soon.

(Another boy throws his shot ahead of Dogshank's and wins the event as the rest of the competitors cheer for him.)

Boy #2: (chanting) Woo-hoo! I'm the best! I'm the best! I'm the best! From all the rest!

Narrator: "And sometimes when you find yourself desperate, you'll turn to just about anything for help."

(Dogshank is seen walking away until Nadakhan poofs in.)

Nadakhan: I can fulfill your wish if you join my crew.

Dogshank: I'll do anything if you make me win!

Nadakhan: You will not regret it! (Nadakhan grants her wish.)

Narrator: "Now Dogshank was someone you had to look up to—literally."

(Dogshank is now a giant behemoth who looks very unattractive.)

Narrator: "Not the most attractive and not the most athletic, but the best."

(During the sprinting challenge, she nudges her competitors out of the track and crossed the finish line, then jumps over the bar during the pole vault challenge and throws her anchor further than everyone else's shot.)

Dogshank: Victory! Yo ho ho!

(Nadakhan appears.)

Nadakhan: Time for you to enlist on my ship.

(They get to Misfortune's Keep.)

Nadakhan: Welcome aboard.

Dogshank: Make way for a winning lady.

Narrator: "Dogshank. Stronger and faster than any pirate. Forever the pirate. Forever in the proud crew of Misfortune's Keep."

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LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu Transcripts

Pilots

1. Way of the Ninja · 2. The Golden Weapon · 3. King of Shadows · 4. Weapons of Destiny

Mini-Movies

1. Secrets of the Blacksmith · 2. Flight of the Dragon Ninja · 3. The New Masters of Spinjitzu · 4. An Underworldly Takeover · 5. Return to the Fire Temple · 6. Battle Between Brothers

Season 1

1. Rise of the Snakes · 2. Home · 3. Snakebit · 4. Never Trust a Snake · 5. Can of Worms · 6. The Snake King · 7. Tick Tock · 8. Once Bitten, Twice Shy · 9. The Royal Blacksmiths · 10. The Green Ninja · 11. All of Nothing · 12. The Rise of the Great Devourer · 13. Day of the Great Devourer

Season 2

1. Darkness Shall Rise · 2. Pirates Vs. Ninja · 3. Double Trouble · 4. Ninjaball Run · 5. Child's Play · 6. Wrong Place, Wrong Time · 7. The Stone Army · 8. The Day Ninjago Stood Still · 9. The Last Voyage · 10. Island of Darkness · 11. The Last Hope · 12. Return of the Overlord · 13. Rise of the Spinjitzu Master

Season 3

1. The Surge · 2. The Art of the Silent Fist · 3. Blackout · 4. The Curse of the Golden Master· 5. Enter the Digiverse · 6. Codename: Arcturus · 7. The Void · 8. The Titanium Ninja

Season 4

1. The Invitation · 2. Only One Can Remain · 3. Versus· 4. Ninja Roll · 5. Spy for a Spy · 6. Spellbound · 7. The Forgotten Element · 8. The Day of the Dragon · 9. The Greatest Fear of All · 10. The Corridor of Elders

Chen Mini Episodes
(Non-Canon)

1. Chen's New Chair · 2. Chair Play Chen · 3. Chair Up Chen · 4. Chairful What You Wish For · 5. Bad Chair Day

Season 5

1. Winds of Change · 2. Ghost Story · 3. Stiix and Stones· 4. The Temple on Haunted Hill · 5. Peak-a-Boo · 6. Kingdom Come · 7. The Crooked Path · 8. Grave Danger · 9. Curseworld, Part I · 10. Curseworld, Part II

Season 6

1. Infamous · 2. Public Enemy Number One · 3. Enkrypted· 4. Misfortune Rising · 5. On a Wish and a Prayer · 6. My Dinner With Nadakhan · 7. Wishmasters · 8. The Last Resort · 9. Operation Land Ho! · 10. The Way Back

Tall Tale Mini Episodes
(Non-Canon)

1. The Tall Tale of Flintlocke · 2. The Tall Tale of Clancee · 3. The Tall Tale of Doubloon · 4. The Tall Tale of Dogshank · 5. The Tall Tale of Monkey Wretch · 6. The Tall Tale of Squiffy and Bucko

Special

1. Day of the Departed

Season 7

1. The Hands of Time · 2. The Hatching · 3. A Time of Traitors · 4. Scavengers · 5. A Line in the Sand · 6. The Attack · 7. Secrets Discovered · 8. Pause and Effect · 9. Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea · 10. Lost in Time

Wu's Teas
(Non-Canon)

1. Wu's Teas

Video Games
(Non-Canon)

1. LEGO Ninjago Shadow of Ronin

Movies

1. The LEGO Ninjago Movie

Season 8

1. The Mask of Deception · 2. The Jade Princess · 3. The Oni and the Dragon · 4. Snake Jaguar · 5. Dead Man's Squall · 6. The Quiet One · 7. Game of Masks · 8. Dread on Arrival · 9. True Potential · 10. Big Trouble, Little Ninjago

Season 9

1. Firstbourne · 2. Iron & Stone · 3. Radio Free Ninjago · 4. How to Build a Dragon · 5. The Gilded Path · 6. Two Lies, One Truth · 7. The Weakest Link · 8. Saving Faith · 9. Lessons for a Master · 10. Green Destiny