|Voiced by||Michael Adamthwaite|
Alongside Bucko, he would attempt to spy on Jay and his team of ninja replacements, relying on his lip-reading skills. However, Jay would fool him by uttering random gibberish, and Squiffy would be forced to escape upon realizing he and Bucko had been spotted. Flying away on their vehicles, Squiffy would ultimately be captured by Captain Soto and arrested by the Police Commissioner.
As a result of Jay's final wish erasing the events of the season, Squiffy would be freed from prison and restored to his status as a generic citizen, and presumably having no memory of what had happened.
- In the Character Bios, Bucko is said to have originally been named Landon, when in reality this was Squiffy's true name.
- Alongside Bucko, it's unknown if he used all, if any, of his wishes with Nadakhan, as his captain never sought them out due to Clancee being closer.